Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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