Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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