I want to have your abortion
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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