I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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