he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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