I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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