So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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