That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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