I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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