shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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