Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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