I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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