Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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