? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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