Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
