doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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