its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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