just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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