Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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