Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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