"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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