I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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