Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He? As in you personified your dick?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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