So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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