He is such a slut. More and more my type.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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