yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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