I wannas sexs uuuuu
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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