i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
