So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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