I think I am morally bankrupt
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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