Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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