I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
