Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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