So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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