i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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