Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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