Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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