Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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