I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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