I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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