with your own penis?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
