Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Your cock deserves a montage
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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