i'm signing you up for texting rehab
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I showed him my bush... on skype.
and she was petting her beer can
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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