YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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