If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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