her vagine was all disorganized.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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