I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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