I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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