K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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