I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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