is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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