His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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