What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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